As I’ve been out and about in my daily activities, I’ve noticed something; a lot of people are really fat. The thing that bothers me is that all of the standard pick-up lines haven’t been retooled for plus sized people, so I’ve fixed that:
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on three states
- Do your legs hurt? Because you’re really fat
- That’s a nice dress, it would look good as my floor tomorrow
- Either I’m attracted to you or you’re big enough that you have your own gravity field
- Do you come here often? Or do you spend most of your time in the kitchen?
- You have the figure of a donut, would you like some creme filling?
You forgot:
Hey babe, what’s your sign? Oversized Load?
haha nice