The porn industry has long held a stranglehold on the magical ability of taking normal movie names and making them dirty. Forrest Gump became Forrest Hump, while A Clear and Present Danger became A Queer and Pleasant Stranger. So that got me thinking: what would they do if they started making porn based on anime? (Aside from the porn they already make about anime, that is.) Here’s what I came up with:
- The Melancholy of Haruhi Sodomiya
- Elfen Lied About Being A Virgin
- Please Twins (not much work needed on that name)
- Bukakemon
- Boys Over Boys Over Flowers
- Fate Stay All Night
- Assed Exile
- Manwhoreomatic
- Mai Hymene
- Pantsu on the Cliff by the Sea
There are more, but it’s difficult to do this without making it too raunchy.