Every now and then my role as an Otaku Life Coach can be very pressing and time intensive; as such, I’m not always able to keep giving out helpful advice while I take long holiday weekends. Luckily, this week, I was able to find a celebrity to sit in and field some of the questions my students have. Introducing celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey as my stand-in!
GR: Hello, good to be here.
Now we’ll have Gordon answer some questions received from people striving to be proper Otakus.
Q: I’ve been noticing a lot lately that Moe has been used a lot to help mediocre animes more popular, what do you think about that?
GR: What?!!?! That’s pathetic! Look at it, look at what you’ve just cooked! It’s raw!!! You donkey! Get it out of here!
Q: Why don’t the characters in animes have parents?
GR: I’m not here to hold your hand, yes? You need to stand up and take responsibility for your dishes. Look, all of you, this service was PATHETIC!
Q: What did you think of the ending of School Days? Did it serve as a good warning to people who think a harem would be a good idea?
GR: Look at the state of this kitchen! It’s DISGUSTING!!! LOOK AT IT!!! It’s FILTHY!!! You run a pig sty! YOU PIG!! YOU FILTHY PIG!!!
And with that, we close this session of Special Guest Otaku Life Coach.
For troo.