Artist Depiction
Tad the Lonely Tentacle Monster
lived by the sea
he had no one to play with him
because the girls would scream and flee
Tad the Lonely Tentacle Monster
just wanted to have some friends
but they wouldn’t goto lunch with him
because they worried about their rear ends
Tad the Lonely Tentacle Monster
he was feeling quite blue
never invited to the school festival
because they all feared toxic spew
Oh Tad don’t you worry
for one day your fate will imrpove
you just need to visit the vet
and there your tentacles he will remove
Tad the Neutered Tentacle Monster
now he gets along with the girls just fine
little do they know when they’re hanging out
his tentacles will regrow in time… (dun dun dunnnn)