Jeffalopolis.com » porn http://jeffalopolis.com Not Necessarily Useful Information Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:42:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Saucy Anime Titles http://jeffalopolis.com/saucy-anime-titles/ http://jeffalopolis.com/saucy-anime-titles/#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:33:03 +0000 jeffalopolis http://jeffalopolis.com/?p=54 Continue reading →]]> The porn industry has long held a stranglehold on the magical ability of taking normal movie names and making them dirty.  Forrest Gump became Forrest Hump, while A Clear and Present Danger became A Queer and Pleasant Stranger.  So that got me thinking: what would they do if they started making porn based on anime?  (Aside from the porn they already make about anime, that is.) Here’s what I came up with:

  • The Melancholy of Haruhi Sodomiya
  • Elfen Lied About Being A Virgin
  • Please Twins (not much work needed on that name)
  • Bukakemon
  • Boys Over Boys Over Flowers
  • Fate Stay All Night
  • Assed Exile
  • Manwhoreomatic
  • Mai Hymene
  • Pantsu on the Cliff by the Sea

There are more, but it’s difficult to do this without making it too raunchy.

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