The Haruhi Rap

set to the melodious beats of Ice Ice Baby:

Alright stop

And listen to reason

Haruhi is back

With a brand new season

Something

Tells me we’ve been here before

This episode looks

Just like the two before

She’s getting a lot of flack

And msg boards full of hate

Because Haruhi, her friends,

And I are all stuck in Endless Eight

While Yuki puts on

Yet another mask

How many more eps of this

Is all I have to ask

We’ve seen them at the pool

we’ve sen them ride their bikes

we’ve seen them at the festival

and doing things Haruhi likes

What could end this endless loop

oh what ever could it be

it must be lacking hardcore yaoi

between Kyon and Itsuki